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[demon_knight]

[Open Spam]

[Jeryline's glad to get the hell off the boat, definitely. This past month had been some bullshit, she got to do a damn "two steps forward and nine steps back" dance with her inmate thanks to some mind-fuckery turning the ship topsy turvy, and she accidentally hurt one of her friends when she was just looking for a little comfort. She's eager to get off and visit somewhere very new, and it's not like the Admiral's terms seem that hard. She's lived under more rough conditions.

After triple checking to make sure Cleo has all the catfood she'll need and water and her litter box is nice and clean, she leaves the ship, accounting for a couple of inmates, and just decides to walk around the town and see what needs to be done.]

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[demon_knight]

Oh no. If there is a once in a lifetime opportunity to see a lady dwarf, you're gonna see a lady dwarf, mister. Then we see about gettin' me some fine threads. Not- [she holds up a finger] -until you're done livin' it up off the Barge, though.

[If livin' it up means lady dwarf. She still has ahold of his arm and starts leading him off into the market.]

[fuckingvisions]

Alright then, to the lady dwarf we go then darlin'. [ He couldn't help but be amused by it. He'd be a lair if he denied he liked when women bossed him around. Why do you think he liked Cordelia so much?] If Adventurin' don't work I'm fantastic at dice, so we'll get them threads before we leave.

Now let's see if she's all that, yeah? [ He chuckled a bit, he felt like a kid in candy land. The inner nerd that he tried to keep buried was having a spazz attack.]

[demon_knight]

Take it easy on the dice, amigo, you don't want to get in a fight with something big, muscly, and with a bulldog underbite for no good reason.

[Though she stops in time to point out a little gathering of Dwarves. Indeed, one is a woman with a massive breastplate and ribbons woven into her glorious strawberry-blonde beard. She's short, and considerably more stocky compared to the human women around her.]

[fuckingvisions]

Oh ye a little faith, I have skills at this darlin'. Don't worry so much. I've seen Willow enough times to know whats what.

[ Oh god. Still his eyes widened a bit at the sight of the dwarves, he looked to Jeryline a moment then back to the gathering.]

Shit, I don't wanna end up on her bad side. Any woman that can grow a better beard then me, I ain't in the market to piss off.

[demon_knight]

Oh man, if I had a beard like that? I'd... look like Snoop Dog. No, I'm just kiddin'. His little tuft is lame. But I'd do it up in braids and tie it in a bow.

[She sounds pretty amused, and she tugs him to follow her again.] We're gonna go have some fantasy world food. Hopefully somethin' that isn't the equivalent of fantasy world gassy tacos.

[fuckingvisions]

[ Doyle looked at her a little funny a moment.]

Are we talkin' like ZZ TOP beard braids or... wait you said Snoop.

[ The little Irishman definitely knew of who Snoop was. Be it because of where he lived and the time period it was hard to escape.

And much like before he follows her quite willingly. Already enjoying this port! ] Hey I'm good for either. Cant be all that bad. [ he moved a bit so he could just loop his arm in hers, yeah maybe he just likes being cute with his pretty friends.]

[demon_knight]

You know he's got a lady face, other than that tuft. [She doesn't mind holding onto his arm as it turns out, just gives him a snide little grin at her observation.]

What sorta food do you usually like, so we can make educated guesses.

[fuckingvisions]

Snoop or the dwarf? [ He asked jokingly. He returned that snide look with a playful shrug. This was definitely a vast improvement from the last month.]

I'm a cheap take out kinda guy love, I don't really care what it is as long as it's edible. The joys of not bein' able to cook. [ Which translates in Doyle too 'Being too lazy too cook'] If I had to guess, burger and fries? ...God I've been in America too long.

[demon_knight]

You know what that means, right? When we get to a port like we know? We're goin' to a diner, or a pub I guess. Someplace with burgers and those big thick fuck you fries.

[But the smell of beef (she hopes it's beef) is summoning her and she ambles that direction.] There's nothin' wrong with American food, if you get enough runnin' around in.

[fuckingvisions]

Consider it a date darlin, 'cause I ain't about to say no to that.

[ Hell just the idea was fantastic. He missed cheap diner food. Last good burger he got was in London with Seth before his bud went MIA. He was following her, god that smelled good.] I don't know what that is, but damn it smells nice.

I did. LA was good for that much, what about you? What's your favorite?

[demon_knight]

I'm pretty much a burger and fries girl. But I'll take whatever that is. [She points to a large dining hall as they get close. There seems to be a cover charge, and she knows she'll have to dip into hotel room and possible awesome cloak money, but she's already fishing to get something out of her pocket.]

[dublinbrogue]

Well I'll be sure to let you kn ow if I see a place like that next place we end up, and you do the same yeah? [ He asked as he followed her towards the dining hall keeping to pace. Doyle would totally hit the dice games later to try to help get the money made up. His luck isn't always terrible. When they reached the door he pulled his arm free of hers just so he could pull the door for her. Random moments of gentlemenly behavior, shh don't tell. It might ruin his non-exsistant reputation.]