Jeryline (
demon_knight) wrote2013-01-14 04:01 pm
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Okay. I was just up on the deck? That's fucked up.
Why make a starship look like a boat? A regular old boat? How is that supposed to make people more comfortable. This is about the ponciest of white collar prisons I've ever seen, and that's a hell of a way to prevent escapes? But this is a goddamn boat in space. If there was any level of "at ease" that was supposed to happen with that, I think it missed the mark.
The view is pretty, though, even if it doesn't make any sense.
[She clears her throat after that introduction.]
My name is Jeryline. [No last name added.] Your Admiral, in a miracle of cosmic intelligence, has seen fit to make me a warden. [Something in her tone says this is really funny to her. The stuff she's gotten roped into lately has been a little bit beyond even her wildest expectations.] I would kind of like to get a rundown of how things work here. [Because last time she got a "stab them in the eyes" and "they can't get past the blood" and whatever she saw. She has a lot of memories that aren't hers, but she would have liked some more explanations, thank you.]
From what I gathered, someone fucked up, he or she does not know that there was a fuck up, I'll have to point out to them how they fucked up until they realize they fucked up and won't fuck up again, and then I can go back home, right?
Okay. I was just up on the deck? That's fucked up.
Why make a starship look like a boat? A regular old boat? How is that supposed to make people more comfortable. This is about the ponciest of white collar prisons I've ever seen, and that's a hell of a way to prevent escapes? But this is a goddamn boat in space. If there was any level of "at ease" that was supposed to happen with that, I think it missed the mark.
The view is pretty, though, even if it doesn't make any sense.
[She clears her throat after that introduction.]
My name is Jeryline. [No last name added.] Your Admiral, in a miracle of cosmic intelligence, has seen fit to make me a warden. [Something in her tone says this is really funny to her. The stuff she's gotten roped into lately has been a little bit beyond even her wildest expectations.] I would kind of like to get a rundown of how things work here. [Because last time she got a "stab them in the eyes" and "they can't get past the blood" and whatever she saw. She has a lot of memories that aren't hers, but she would have liked some more explanations, thank you.]
From what I gathered, someone fucked up, he or she does not know that there was a fuck up, I'll have to point out to them how they fucked up until they realize they fucked up and won't fuck up again, and then I can go back home, right?
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The view's pretty? Of all the things you find fucked up on the deck, the view isn't one of 'em?
[He sounds like he's teasing. Probably. Maybe not. In any case, one eyebrow is raised anyway.] It gets a bit fiddly here and there, and then there's the loops and shit that get thrown in, but yeah. You got the gist of it.
I'm Dean.
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Loops?
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Yeah, loops. Breaches, floods, ports, the usual jailhouse shenanigans amped up to eleven, "fictional" characters not being so fictional, things that go bump in the night for neighbors, and uh, oh yeah. People disappear a lot. Usually without any kinda warning, but that's the fun of it.
[He shrugs at the end, like none of it is any big deal.]
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[You can hear all of her enthusiasm about all the possibilities that might come with that. Damn, Admiral. This deal? Had better be worth it.] So, there's no water. I think I can figure out what a port is- [and if it's what she thinks it is, that might not be so bad] -but breaches and floods?
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No, there's no water, I think someone was just being ironic. Or a moron. In any case, when breaches happen, everyone changes into... someone or something else, until it's all cleaned up and put back to normal. We were all actors on a set one time. First one when I got here was some kinda Hallmark holiday special; last one, everyone was stuck in the '40s. It varies.
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[All the disbelief.]
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Every breach does. And sometimes people forget who they are during ports. The rest seems to just be... you, but different.
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[This is very, very important information.]
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Possessed by what?
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[Still some cageyness, just because there are demons here doesn't mean people will believe her.]
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Possessed by the Christmas spirit is more embarrassing than bad. [And now the narrow-eyed version.] Possessed by demons can be kinda shitty.
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