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[demon_knight]

[Public | Audio]

Okay. I was just up on the deck? That's fucked up.

Why make a starship look like a boat? A regular old boat? How is that supposed to make people more comfortable. This is about the ponciest of white collar prisons I've ever seen, and that's a hell of a way to prevent escapes? But this is a goddamn boat in space. If there was any level of "at ease" that was supposed to happen with that, I think it missed the mark.

The view is pretty, though, even if it doesn't make any sense.

[She clears her throat after that introduction.]

My name is Jeryline. [No last name added.] Your Admiral, in a miracle of cosmic intelligence, has seen fit to make me a warden. [Something in her tone says this is really funny to her. The stuff she's gotten roped into lately has been a little bit beyond even her wildest expectations.] I would kind of like to get a rundown of how things work here. [Because last time she got a "stab them in the eyes" and "they can't get past the blood" and whatever she saw. She has a lot of memories that aren't hers, but she would have liked some more explanations, thank you.]

From what I gathered, someone fucked up, he or she does not know that there was a fuck up, I'll have to point out to them how they fucked up until they realize they fucked up and won't fuck up again, and then I can go back home, right?

Comments

[secretasshole]

Unfortunately, comfort doesn't seem to be the top priority of the Admiral's in a number of instances.

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[grailsphere]

Hello, I'm Kevin. As far as I was aware, wardens are here by choice..? It's kind of odd that you'd want to leave right after arriving if you chose to be here. Um. Everything you know about prisons, is basically useless here. The only cells at all, are waayyy belowdecks, and don't seem to get used much.

Some people are here because they're actually genuine by-the-book evil, some are here because of personality issues, some folks are criminals, and some people are here by mistake. The best way to make someone want to change and thus actually change is not repeatedly pointing out their failures, that usually just makes people mad and unwilling to cooperate. You've, uh, never done this sort of thing before have you?

[ Video : Warden Filter ]

[surfaceshine]

[Just to check.]

The view's pretty? Of all the things you find fucked up on the deck, the view isn't one of 'em?

[He sounds like he's teasing. Probably. Maybe not. In any case, one eyebrow is raised anyway.] It gets a bit fiddly here and there, and then there's the loops and shit that get thrown in, but yeah. You got the gist of it.

I'm Dean.

[deadliestviper]

Sure, if you get that far. A lot of people don't.

[with_my_teacup]

You just missed a flood. Let me tell you, this place is gonna feel a lot less white-collar and a whole more triple-max the next time a bad one rolls through.

[But that's said pleasantly enough, because look, someone who speaks his language.]

Don't often get straight-up wardens outta slam. Mostly they have to come up through the ranks. What were you in for? If it ain't personal.

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[terminates]

[ Dryly: ]

You sound like a winner.

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[je_suis_avec_toi]

I think it looks like a boat because the Admiral likes it that way. He isn't universally wise. [Would Jeryline know a French accent? Though it isn't strong through training, and the alto voice is possibly a little hard to tell gender.]

[bloodyamericans]

Well, that all sounds very simple. [ Too simple. Nope. Doesn't sound good ] Seems like you don't need the run down.

[strangehistorian]

Hello, Jeryline! Welcome to the Barge.