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Jan. 14th, 2013 04:01 pm
demon_knight: (‡ town is that way)
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Okay. I was just up on the deck? That's fucked up.

Why make a starship look like a boat? A regular old boat? How is that supposed to make people more comfortable. This is about the ponciest of white collar prisons I've ever seen, and that's a hell of a way to prevent escapes? But this is a goddamn boat in space. If there was any level of "at ease" that was supposed to happen with that, I think it missed the mark.

The view is pretty, though, even if it doesn't make any sense.

[She clears her throat after that introduction.]

My name is Jeryline. [No last name added.] Your Admiral, in a miracle of cosmic intelligence, has seen fit to make me a warden. [Something in her tone says this is really funny to her. The stuff she's gotten roped into lately has been a little bit beyond even her wildest expectations.] I would kind of like to get a rundown of how things work here. [Because last time she got a "stab them in the eyes" and "they can't get past the blood" and whatever she saw. She has a lot of memories that aren't hers, but she would have liked some more explanations, thank you.]

From what I gathered, someone fucked up, he or she does not know that there was a fuck up, I'll have to point out to them how they fucked up until they realize they fucked up and won't fuck up again, and then I can go back home, right?

Date: 2013-01-15 02:43 am (UTC)
secretasshole: (ripped her apart.)
From: [personal profile] secretasshole
I was decapitated during a scientific mission and revived here shortly thereafter. [N B D.]

Date: 2013-01-15 02:59 am (UTC)
secretasshole: (look at me still talking)
From: [personal profile] secretasshole
I'd imagine there are better deaths.

[Also a lot worse ones. Like turning into a horrifying zombie monster and killing a bunch of your crewmates or having an alien explode out of you, but. Anyway.]

Date: 2013-01-15 03:25 am (UTC)
secretasshole: (for the people who are still alive)
From: [personal profile] secretasshole
I'm certain I'll over come it either way. [One of the useful things about being a robot: not actually dying when your head is separated from your body.

... Although there is quite possibly no one left to eventually reattach his head to his body. That would suck.]

Date: 2013-01-15 03:31 am (UTC)
secretasshole: (don't be afraid of the dark.)
From: [personal profile] secretasshole
I'm certain it won't exactly be pleasant, but I've been designed to survive fairly severe damage that would certainly kill a human.

Date: 2013-01-15 03:45 am (UTC)
secretasshole: (I feel fantastic and I'm still alive)
From: [personal profile] secretasshole
An android, ma'am.

Date: 2013-01-15 03:53 am (UTC)
secretasshole: (maybe you'll find someone else to help)
From: [personal profile] secretasshole
[He flashes a small smile.] Magnets won't do me much harm, but I'd still appreciate not having any near my head.

Date: 2013-01-15 05:12 pm (UTC)
secretasshole: (on the people who are still alive)
From: [personal profile] secretasshole
I suppose that's true.

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